Jokes =)

1. Losing all your friends

Man comes home and finds his wife with his friend in bed.
He shoots his friend and kills him.
Wife says "If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends."

2. Brother wanted

A small boy wrote to Santa Claus,"send me a brother"....
Santa wrote back, "SEND ME YOUR MOTHER"....

3. Meaning of WIFE

Husband asks, "Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means 'Without Information Fighting Everytime'!"
Wife replies, "No, it means 'With Idiot For Ever'!!!"

4. Importance of a period

Teacher: "Do you know the importance of a period?"
Kid: "Yeah, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad got a heart attack & our driver ran away."

5. Confident vs. confidential
A young boy asks his Dad, "What is the difference between confident and confidential? "
Dad says, "You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, that's confidential! "

6. Anger management?

Husband: "When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger?"
Wife: "I clean the toilet."
Husband: "How does that help?"
Wife: "I use your toothbrush ."

Deepavali day went fine this year. Was suppose to go to Kavi's house in the afternoon but couldn't make it. Am so sorry Kavi. I promise i'll make it there next year. In the evening Nisha came over to my place. We crapped and crapped. Our crapping's are never gonna end. At night we went Arshu's house. As usual Arshu was looking extremely HOT. Nisha looked GORGEOUS on that day. When is she not?! Later on Radhika and Kasturi came. Kasturi was looking so CUTE!! And Radhika, she's always the prettiest no matter wherever she is. She wore a dress and she was stunning. We had alot of fun. I really miss them all. Love you guys alot and you guys are and will always be the BEST! =)

I'm back after a long, long, long time! Hadn't really got the time to update..
PMR's finally over!! School is going superb these days as we don't have to study nor look at the books. We'll have to go to the school hall everyday. We get to play all sort of games. These are also many trips organized by the school. Never expected it to be so fun!! Well Amanda is still not back to school. I miss her so much!! She'll be back next Thursday. Get well soon sweetheart. Love ya lots =)

Rules and regulation of the tag ;All 21 people must do unless you don't have a blog.

After doing this, tag your 21 "lucky" friends to do the same.

1. Sandy
2. Nisha
3. Kavisha
4. Radhika
5. Arshanaa
6. Kasturi
7. Vicky
8. Suraj
9. Vanessa
10. Amanda
11. Rissara
12. Joey
13. Bryan
14. Sharlyn
15. Shashfiny
16. Darren
17. Wen Ting
18. Jaclyn
19. Sharkena
20. Ramona
21. Baldeep


1. How did you meet 7? We were in the same kindergarten.
2. What would you do if you and 15 had never met? I wouldn't learn how to be a retard!(:
3. What would you do if 20 and 1 dated? Idk. Are they lesbians?!
4. Have you seen 17 cried? Nop.
5. Would 4 and 16 make a good couple? They don't know each other.
6. Do you think 11 is attractive? Obviously! She's a gorgeous babe(:
7. What is 2's favourite colour? Black and white. Err i guess so(:
8. When was the last time you talked to 9? On thursday. Not really a talk it was just a hi-bye!
9. What language does 17 speaks? English, Malay and Chinese.
10. Who is 13 going out with? No idea. Who ah Bryan??
11. Would you ever date 8? Maybe(:
12. Where do 18 live? Not sure.
13. What is the best thing about 4? She is so friendly and of course gorgeous!!
14. What would you like to tell 15 right now? Shash, I wanna hear you laugh!! You laugh too much!!
15. What is the best thing about 20? She's got an awesome body man!
16. Have you ever kiss 2? Nop. She would had given me a tight slap if i did!!
17. What is the best memory you have of 5? She cried in class once!!
18. When's the next time you're going to see 4?? Tomorrow in tuition!!
19. How is 7 different from 6? 7 is in SMKTBM meanwhile 6 is in SMKB(:
20. Is 2 pretty? Obviously!! Extremely!!
21. What was your 1st impression of 8? He's cute(:
22. How did you meet 3? In primary school.
23. Is 5 your best friend? Yup of course!
24. Do you hate 12? Nahh. She's too cute and sweet for someone to actually hate her!
25. Have you seen 18 in the last month? Yup. In fact i saw her today(:
26. When was the last time you saw 16? Last Thursday.
27. Have you been to 5's house? Yup.
28. When's the next time you'll see 10? Tomorrow.
29. Are you close to 11? Not really but she's a nice girl.
30. Have you been to the movies with 4? Not yet so far.
31. Have you gotten in trouble with 10? Once but its the opposite.
32. Would you give 19 a hug? No doubt about it!!
33. When have you lied to 3? Nop i guess.
34. Is 11 good at socializing? Yup.
35. Do you know a secret about 8? Yesh yesh! Shhh!!(:
36. Describe the relationship between 12 and 18. They don't even know each other!
37. What's the best thing about your friendship with 9? She's always there to hear my nonsense!!
39. Have you ever had a crush on 8? Maybe(:
40. How long have you known 2? 3 years?!
41. Does 11 have any girlfriend / boyfriend? Idk. Ris, do you??
42. Have you ever wanted to punch 1 in the face? Yup sometimes(:
43. Has 6 meet your parents? Nop.
44. How did you meet 11? In school.
45. Did you ever accidentally physically hurt 3? Yup. I'm sorry):
46. Do you live close to 7? Yup.
47. What is 8's favourite food? McD?!
48. What kind of car does 1 have? She can't drive!!
49. Have you traveled anywhere with 9? Nope!!
50. If you give 14 a $100 , What would she / he spend it on? On getting all sort of cute stuff's!!

It was an awesome day today! Everything went on fine(: Before texting out anything i would wanna wish Sir Samy a very Happy Birthday!! Sorry, make that a Happy Belated Birthday!! His birthday was yesterday but we celebrated it today. Sir said it was his 9th cake! Can u imagine it?! I bet he would be fed up of eating cakes in the past three days(: But who would get fed up of eating CHOCOLATE cake?? Its just the best!

We went for tuition around 3pm though class is at 3.45pm. We bought a huge chocolate fudge cake!! Yummy(: Hungry?? We waited for sir to come into the class. He showed up kinda late today. I guess he was busy finishing up the 'cakes' at home(: He was actually surprised when we throwed up a surprise party for him! There were tears in his eyes. He may be hard on the outer but hez a very nice person in the inner. I never noticed that till today.

And i never thought *you* would actually turn up today. Thanks a lot(: U made my day! And cheer up(: You cannot do anything about it, right? I don't wanna be apart from you neither but if u really have to go, then its to be fated that way): I cannot do anything to change it even if i want to. But what i know now is that i don't wanna loose you. So just cheer up yourself for now(: But always remember that I Love You and i would always do(:

Do we really have to be apart again?!
I don't wanna loose you again!
You'll still end up leaving me):

Exams are done finally(:
But there's no time for *Hooray* cause the Mid-Term exams will be in TWO weeks time!!
Pffsh** I really hate exams! And this time my marks seriously sucked to hell!!
I guess i'll just have to put everything aside and start studying! Come on, its only 5 MONTHS left! Don't you want those 7a's Nav?! GET GOING BABE!
Time's like just getting faster and PMR's like so close as if its in a month or two):